So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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