No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
