It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We just shotgunned beers for America
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Sorry about my life...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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