She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
4 words: hood of his car
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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