Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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