so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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