Fuck appropriateness.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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