the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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