Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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