..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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