chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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