yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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