She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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