he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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