hell yes lets make some ravioli
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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