I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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