dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Success! We fucked roommates!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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