I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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