I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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