OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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