He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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