She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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