Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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