Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
