I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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