She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
