it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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