I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
That accounts for only three of the penises
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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