I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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