i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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