come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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