if i can run in heels then i can drive
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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