I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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