I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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