You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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