just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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