what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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