I don't think brook has ever known best
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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