am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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