Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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