He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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