We're like a lot better than the average bears
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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