She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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