If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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