Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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