So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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