walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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