ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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