i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Fuck appropriateness.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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