Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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