i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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